Never Good Enough

lasagna-delrey:

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gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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dutchster:

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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I love the artwork so much in the Dookie, Nimrod and International Superhits Albums

I love the artwork so much in the Dookie, Nimrod and International Superhits Albums